Manning-ania

DJ Gallo is always good at giving his readers a genuine LOL moment in every column. Personally, I enjoy his ESPN.com Page 2 article even more than The Onion's sports spinoff, Sportspickle. In today's edition of his sarcastic mockery of SI.com's Peter King, he offers this gem that almost made me choke on my pasta:

Congratulations to Peyton Manning on winning the Manning Bowl. There really isn't a better quarterback out there. That is, if you like 6-foot-5, 230-pound quarterbacks with a laser, rocket arm who win completely meaningless bowl games like Citrus Bowls, Pro Bowls, Manning Bowls, etc. He's awesome in those.

The Sprint commercial is hilarious, though. Right up there with the Mastercard commercials.