Thursday, January 25, 2007

Robyn = Benny Hinn

Flipping through channels awhile back, I was mesmerized by what mine eyes doth seen. Could it really be... might it be possible... is there any way... when Benny Hinn knocks people over, are the people for real??? They can't be for real. Can they???

The other night, Toby woke up and was making noises that absolutely indicated he needed his mommy's attention. The kid was freaking out, screaming bloody murder. As Robyn entered the room, she found him standing in his crib, anxiously awaiting The Mommy Guy's comfort. Robyn reached into the crib, barely touched him, and he collapsed. Asleep. Didn't wake up again until morning.

Clearly, Robyn has Holy Ghost power.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Butros Butros said...

Wow - that was so good it was frightening...