Thursday, November 20, 2008

Bengals V Steelers Tonight

  • Pittsburgh is the league's #1 ranked defense
  • Pittsburgh sacked Fitzy 7 times a few weeks ago
  • Bengals are starting a couple newbs on the O-Line, not to mention Guy-Chick

Prediction? Pittsburgh wins by more than the 10-point spread, Hines Ward is not injured by a Bengal defender, and Fitzpatrick becomes the first NFL QB to ever be decapitated on the field of play. (R.I.P. in advance, Fitzy. We'll miss you.)

Tonight is "the least winnable game in team history", says the obnoxious Mo Egger. I hate to say he's right, but that's a darn good way to put it.

I will not be watching tonight. I might turn on the radio. I will be wearing this shirt. (Toby may or may not wear the paper bag. He hasn't decided yet.)

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