Monday, December 08, 2008

Breaking News

There was a fatal beating in East Price Hill overnight.

It happened in my bedroom around 1:30am.

For what seems like the 100th time since we moved in last fall, an intruder somehow entered our bedroom.

I'm sick of having to capture the damn flying rodents, so this time I showed no mercy. Note to any others who might decide to break and enter without an invite: you come into my house unwelcomed, I keeeeel you.

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

Maybe it's a Price Hill thing. I worked in Lower Price Hill for three years and we had at least 4 or 5 bat incidents. Always entertaining - of course I wasn't in charge of getting rid of them.